She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it.

Amy Waldman, The Submission (via larmoyante)
Jul 30 ·06:45pm
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away we go (2009), sam mendes

Jul 30 ·03:00pm
Jul 30 ·01:45pm

She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there, leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.

J.D. Salinger, A Girl I Knew (via sarraht, mascarah) (via lacepearlsandlavenders) (via audreyandthehepburns) (via starmaps) (via rrictus) (via 2amconversations) (via lostinthrills)
Jul 30 ·12:30pm
  • WiFi:  connected
  • Me:  then fucking act like it
Jul 30 ·12:11pm
snazzy-as-fuck:

dalekpoetry:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

HOLD THE FUCK UP. SATAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAGIC POWER??

kinda want the devil to teach me some witchcraft

WITCHCRAFT

snazzy-as-fuck:

dalekpoetry:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

HOLD THE FUCK UP. SATAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAGIC POWER??

kinda want the devil to teach me some witchcraft

WITCHCRAFT

Jul 30 ·12:10pm
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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mykicks:

gpoy

Jul 30 ·11:56am
Jul 30 ·11:52am

… always rub honey into wounds instead of salt.

Meggie Royer, Writings For Winter (via danbennett)
Jul 30 ·11:52am
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